Moments In Motherhood

This morning I couldn't find my other brown shoe.

So I looked in the most logical place, under the bed.

I did not find my shoe.

Instead I found:

half a bagel

a cup of water

7 tissues

6 books

3 crayons

crumpled paper

1 sparkly pink shoe

goldfish crackers

Apparently this is the contents of Amelie's secret under the bed stash.

(Or at least, what I've found so far)

Oh. Boy.