Friday, June 25, 2010

Blarg! An Ode To Home Depot

Our counter top is old and ugly 
It just looks dirty and scuzzy 
all of the time
So, off to Home Depot we went
((Since we saved up our dimes))

We wanted a price 
(so we could compare)

But the counter-top guy
Was such an ogre!

Grumpy and grouchy
And angry and tan
the most miserable, disturbed 
angry old man!

We begged and we pleaded 
for some help and direction
but he just sat in his section
and pointed
grunted
unintelligible words 
here and there
all from the comfort 
of his Home Depot chair

So we left full of sadness 
Bereft!
No prices, 
no help, 
no service, 
no smiles

This is a warning to all--
Stay out of their aisles!!

3 comments:

Melody said...

We avoid Home Depot if at all possible!

Lowes all the way, baby!

JerseyGranny said...

I should go with you on these excursions! Granny Chutpza does wonders!

孫陽泉 said...

死亡是悲哀的,但活得不快樂更悲哀。....................................................................