Gym Owner: HEY THERE! Do you want some milk, I mean water? I've heard that when you get all latched up you get thirsty? You want some?
B/f Mom--Uh, no thanks, I'm fine.
G.O.: Hey--Someone get this lady a water! She's breastfeeding and she looks thirsty!!
Church sign seen on the way to Chuck E Cheese today:
The best vitamin for a Christian to take is B-1.