Potty Training Tales Chapter 2 "Potty Talk"

A says while on the potty:
* Wait--My Cheesey Boy is wet! (When asked later what a Cheesey Boy was she said it was hiding in the sofa...yikes)

* I'm not going to pee I'm just going to do some farting! (Followed by said action)

Pre-Nap Conversation
Me: A, do you need a diaper change?

A: Wait a minute, let me pee in it first.

Me: ....(internal heart attack/stroke)

A: Ok, I did it. I peed myself--you can change my diaper.

Me: ....

Are you kidding me?!?

She's different...but I love her!