I ordered a cute (clearance) baby dress from BabyGap
and have been awaiting it's arrival
I checked the UPS tracking number online religiously to see when it should appear
Yesterday it was finally
*out for delivery*
I watched the hours tick away and couldn't believe dinner time was approaching and still no package (they usually come around lunch time)
I was dressed in an outrageously horrid outfit--bleach stained, flour smeared skirt, stretched out maternity tank top from back in the day, weird messy bun, glasses (scary)
and opened the door to let some air in while yelling to my husband who was down the hall--
"I CAN'T BELIEVE UPS ISN'T HERE YET! I'VE BEEN WAITING ALLL DAY!!"
And as I looked outside there he was--the man in brown--who heard everything I said and replied,
"I'm right here, Ma'am."
"Oh! There you are! (blush, cower, stammer) Have a good afternoon!"
I'm a crackhead.