Friday, September 26, 2008

Kids Say The Darndest Things (Only At Applebees Apparently)


We were sitting down for half price appetizers at Applebees (WOOT!) and Amelie came up with a couple of doozies (i don't think that this is a real word =) that made me practically fall off my bench seat:
Amelie says, "Sometimes I cry out to God to bring me some candy!"
Amelie says, "Sometimes poop comes out hard."
Wow. The end.

9 comments:

Pamela said...

I know, Amelie, I know. Sometimes I cry out to God for coffee. Except He likes me to be patient.

My Jack would say, "Patient like when we wait for the garbage truck."

charmed1 said...

The little darlings do come up with some hilarious things. I was laughing so hard I almost wet my pants :)

Jen said...

Holy crap, that's awesome!!!

Julie said...

The other day, Puckey told me she wanted to have a big butt like me.

Ah...the brutal honesty of children.

I tend to cry out for chocolate more than candy, but in a pinch, candy will do. (hence the big butt)

SarahV said...

oh. my. gosh. i love this kid.

Sheri said...

awwww....I totally agree with her:) he he

Madre said...

Apparently, She has life COMPLETELY figured out....she is such a genius and if she can remember to keep crying out to God when she needs (or wants) something, she will have a wonderful life! I can't stop laughing at this girl!

JerseyGranny said...

What an amazing young lady. Madre, you are so right! Crying out to God is the way to go in this life. I can't get enough of my grandchildren!

tjskidsncritters said...

I am sure her second comment was not influenced by any of her charming uncles!!
HAHA