My cell isn't working
(cry me a river)
I called At&t
explained the problem 15 times to a very nice lady
who had to transfer me to a new department
i knew i was in trouble as soon as she said that she was transferring me to...
(and, "this might take a while, we're having problems with our phone lines"
--um att , forgive me if i'm wrong, but shouldn't the phone company be the one organization in the world immune from phone problems?!?)
"mr. smith" was obviously from india and smoke barley
(wah?? somehow i just typed smoke barley instead of spoke barely--weird) discernible english
i had to re explain my problem 15 times to him--
he took me through the longest set of unintelligible trouble shooting steps ever
i had to ask him to repeat a million times
and just as soon as he was convinced my phone really was defective
i lost the connection
miraculously he came back and just thought i was a bimbo who wasn't answering his questions
and now i have a new phone on the way
(what am i going to do for the next 5 business days?!?)
"mr. smith" (if that is your real name) thank you for your help, but seriously, a rose by any other name is still a man in india speaking barely discernible english or smoking barley or something...