Wednesday, September 10, 2008

*SuperShelly*

I have super powers.
Didn't you know?
I actually just discovered them myself, this afternoon.
I was making an impassioned speech on the telephone as I was serving up dinner
when I knocked a glass out of the cupboard.
The glass landed on a dinner plate
(full of food)
and smashed the plate to smithereens while simultaneously turning the house
completely pitch black.
Somehow--by some strange stroke of weird timing--the
INSTANT
I broke the plate, our electricity went out.
Weird.

4 comments:

Julie said...

It was the LHC.

Shelly said...

HA!

Ree said...

That is too funny!!
Now if you can just work those powers to your advantage!!!

charmed1 said...

Sweet! You could really wreak some havoc with powers like that!