I have super powers.
Didn't you know?
I actually just discovered them myself, this afternoon.
I was making an impassioned speech on the telephone as I was serving up dinner
when I knocked a glass out of the cupboard.
The glass landed on a dinner plate
(full of food)
and smashed the plate to smithereens while simultaneously turning the house
completely pitch black.
Somehow--by some strange stroke of weird timing--the
INSTANT
I broke the plate, our electricity went out.
Weird.
3 comments:
It was the LHC.
That is too funny!!
Now if you can just work those powers to your advantage!!!
Sweet! You could really wreak some havoc with powers like that!
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