A Note To All Of The Phake Phillies Phans

Dear Phair Weather Phillies Phans:

You know--it's not cool to like the Phillies just because they won the world series.

(Just because a bandwagon rolls into town doesn't mean that you have to jump up on it)

And South Jersey Phans--just because you live near Philly doesn't mean you are from Philly or a Phillie or a Phan of one.

So stop pretending to be an honorary citizen because you live a stone's throw away

(Sarah Palin can see Russia but that dosen't give her diplomatic immunity)

Stop clogging up my highways and byways on your way to the stinkin' parade.

(which is on 6 of our 8 channels)

That is all.